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eltripol:

Ever see a kids cartoon referene Dune?

Billy and Mandy had some great shoutouts, they even have an entire episode based on God Emperor of Dune. WHO THE HELL WOULD PARODY GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE IN A CHILDRENS CARTOON?

Another element that is great is that Herr Skarr is a parody of Herr Starr from Preacher. Go read Preacher. Then tell me how that ISNT  fucked up.

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hookedonhealth:

BREAKFAST
1. Greek Yogurt Pancakes2. Eggs Florentine with Sun-Dried Tomato Pesto3. Yogurt Breakfast Bowl4. Breakfast Berry Enchiladas5. Scandinavian Eggs Benedict with Yogurt Sauce6. Lightened-Up Blueberry Lemon Greek Yogurt Bread7. Apple Pie Parfait
MAIN DISHES
8. Pasta with Zucchini, Tomatoes, and Creamy Lemon-Yogurt Sauce9. Broccoli Cheddar Twice Baked Potatoes with Greek Yogurt10. Skinny Greek Yogurt Chicken11. Healthy Mac and Cheese12. Roasted Eggplant and Tomatoes with Tangy Cucumbers and Yogurt13. Blackened Chicken Breast over Cilantro Lime Quinoa14. Yogurt-Marinated Chicken Kebabs with Aleppo Pepper15. Cheesy Chicken Quesadillas.16. Sriracha-Roasted Chickpeas & Cauliflower with Pickled Mustard Seeds. 17. Roasted Eggplant Salad with Saffron Yogurt18. Steak Salad with Chive-Yogurt Dressing
SOUPS, SALADS, AND SIDES
19. Garlic-Yogurt Mashed Potatoes20. Creamy Tomato Orzo Soup21. Spicy Chopped Chicken Salad22. Butternut Squash Soup 23. Greek Yogurt Egg Salad24. Creamy Mashed Cauliflower25. Greek Yogurt Chicken Salad26. Smoky Deviled Eggs with Greek Yogurt27. Spicy Tuna Salad with Greek Yogurt28. Creamy, Lighter Macaroni Salad29. Lemony Roasted Potato Salad30. Cucumber, Fennel & Roasted Potato Salad with Parsleyed Yogurt31. Stuffed Grape Leaves32. Greek Yogurt Dinner Rolls33. Greek Yogurt Biscuits
DIPS
34. Kale, Spinach, and Artichoke Dip with Greek Yogurt35. Chocolate Chocolate Chip Yogurt Dip36. Creamy Avocado Yogurt Dip37. Beet Tzatziki38. Raspberry Dip39. Dilly Snack Dip40. Apple Dip
SWEETS
41. Lemon Tart with Rosemary Crust42. Cookie Dough Greek Yogurt43. Baked Pears with Maple Greek Yogurt and Granola44. Homemade Frozen Greek Yogurt45. Greek Yogurt Brulee46. Greek Yogurt Banana Bread47. Chocolate Chip Banana Bread Made with Greek Yogurt48. Greek Yogurt Cheesecake49. Greek Yogurt Frosting50. Greek Yogurt Chocolate Mousse51. Greek Yogurt Pound CakeCredit: Greatist

hookedonhealth:


BREAKFAST

1. Greek Yogurt Pancakes
2. Eggs Florentine with Sun-Dried Tomato Pesto
3. 
Yogurt Breakfast Bowl
4. 
Breakfast Berry Enchiladas
5. Scandinavian Eggs Benedict with Yogurt Sauce
6. Lightened-Up Blueberry Lemon Greek Yogurt Bread
7. Apple Pie Parfait


MAIN DISHES

8. Pasta with Zucchini, Tomatoes, and Creamy Lemon-Yogurt Sauce
9. Broccoli Cheddar Twice Baked Potatoes with Greek Yogurt
10. Skinny Greek Yogurt Chicken
11. Healthy Mac and Cheese
12. Roasted Eggplant and Tomatoes with Tangy Cucumbers and Yogurt
13. Blackened Chicken Breast over Cilantro Lime Quinoa
14. Yogurt-Marinated Chicken Kebabs with Aleppo Pepper
15. Cheesy Chicken Quesadillas.
16. Sriracha-Roasted Chickpeas & Cauliflower with Pickled Mustard Seeds
17. Roasted Eggplant Salad with Saffron Yogurt
18. Steak Salad with Chive-Yogurt Dressing


SOUPS, SALADS, AND SIDES

19. Garlic-Yogurt Mashed Potatoes
20. Creamy Tomato Orzo Soup
21. Spicy Chopped Chicken Salad
22. Butternut Squash Soup 
23. Greek Yogurt Egg Salad
24. Creamy Mashed Cauliflower
25. Greek Yogurt Chicken Salad
26. Smoky Deviled Eggs with Greek Yogurt
27. Spicy Tuna Salad with Greek Yogurt
28. Creamy, Lighter Macaroni Salad
29. Lemony Roasted Potato Salad
30. Cucumber, Fennel & Roasted Potato Salad with Parsleyed Yogurt
31. Stuffed Grape Leaves
32. Greek Yogurt Dinner Rolls
33. Greek Yogurt Biscuits


DIPS

34. Kale, Spinach, and Artichoke Dip with Greek Yogurt
35. Chocolate Chocolate Chip Yogurt Dip
36. Creamy Avocado Yogurt Dip
37. Beet Tzatziki
38. Raspberry Dip
39. Dilly Snack Dip
40. Apple Dip


SWEETS

41. Lemon Tart with Rosemary Crust
42. Cookie Dough Greek Yogurt
43. Baked Pears with Maple Greek Yogurt and Granola
44. Homemade Frozen Greek Yogurt
45. Greek Yogurt Brulee
46. Greek Yogurt Banana Bread
47. Chocolate Chip Banana Bread Made with Greek Yogurt
48. Greek Yogurt Cheesecake
49. Greek Yogurt Frosting
50. Greek Yogurt Chocolate Mousse
51. Greek Yogurt Pound Cake

C
redit: Greatist

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comfortspringstation:

DIY Non-Dairy Milk
You can make a variety of plant-based “milks” by blending raw nuts, seeds, and grains with water. Almonds, cashews, macadamias, Brazil nuts, hazelnuts, pecans, pistachios, coconuts, soybeans, hemp seeds, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, sacha inchi seeds, flaxseeds, quinoa, millet, rice, and oats can all be liquefied into delicious milks. Homemade milks are fresh, free of additives and preservatives, and you can completely control the integrity of the product: the quality of the ingredients, the sugar levels, and the texture.“Milking” raw nuts, seeds, and grains is quick and easy. Here’s how to do it:SOAK nuts, seeds, or grains by placing in a bowl with filtered water and a pinch of sea salt. Soaking removes enzyme inhibitors, improves digestibility and nutrient bio-availability, and helps everything blend more easily. Rinse thoroughly and drain.BLEND with filtered water. A high-speed machine like a Vitamix is preferable to really pulverize the mixture. A 1:3 ration of nuts/seeds/grains to water generally yields good results. Start with 2 cups of water and gradually add more water until you get the taste and consistency you like. Blend for about 1 minute. This can warm the mixture. Chill in the fridge, or blend with ice to consume immediately.SWEETEN the milk to taste with pitted dates, stevia, maple syrup, agave, coconut sugar, etc. You can also add 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract to boost flavors, and 1 tablespoon of NON-GM soy or sunflower lecithin and coconut butter to emulsify ingredients. You can also jazz up your milks with raw cacao, fruit, cinnamon, nutmeg, or anything else that tickles your fancy.STRAIN Some foods like cashews, macadamias, and pecans yield smooth milks. However, with most other foods, like almonds, you will get some texture. You can enjoy this fibrous milk, or strain it for a smoother, more commercial-style blend. Place a nut milk bag over a large container, pour the milk in, and gently squeeze the bag until all liquid has passed through. You can re-purpose the pulp as a body scrub by mixing with some coconut oil, or dehydrate it for use in cookies, crusts, and crackers.ENJOY Most milks will keep in the fridge in a sealed container for two or three days. Freeze any leftovers in ice cube trays for use later. Homemade milks can separate when stored. Just shake or blend again before drinking.Basic Plant-Based “Milk”1 cup nuts, grains, or seeds3 cups filtered water3 Tbs. plant based sweetener (such as maple syrup, raw agave, coconut sugar, or 3-4 pitted dates, or stevia to taste)1 Tbs. coconut butter (optional, for texture)1 Tbs. Non-GM soy or sunflower lecithin (optional, to emulsify and add creaminess)1 tsp. natural vanilla extractPinch of Celtic sea salt (optional, to bring out flavors)1. Soak nuts, grains, or seeds for desired time. See suggested times below.2. Drain nuts, grains, or seeds. Rinse, and then place in blender with 3 cups filtered water. Add remaining ingredients, and blend on high until fully liquefied, about 1 minute.4. If consuming immediately, add a few ice cubes to cool milk.5. Strain with a nut milk bag, if desired. Milk will keep for two days stored in a sealed glass jar in the fridge.Makes 3-4 cups milk.(Originally by Tess Masters.)
Soaking time varies by hardness of nut or seed. Here are some more specific guide times for soaking the grains, nuts and seeds (with sprouting times when making sprouts):
Food                            Soaking Time (Hrs)    Sprouting Time (Days)
Almonds                          8-12                             No Sprouting
Adzuki Beans                  8-12                               4
Amaranth                        8                                    1-3
Barley                             6                                     2
Black Beans                   8-12                                3
Brazil Nuts                      3                                   No Sprouting
Buckwheat                     6                                      2-3
Cashews                        2-4                                No Sprouting Chickpeas/Garbanzo    8                                      2-3
Flaxseeds                     ½                                  No Sprouting
Hazelnuts                      8-12                              No Sprouting
Kamut                           7                                      2-3
Lentil Beans                 7                                       2-3
Macadamias                 2                                    No Sprouting
Millet                            5                                      12 hours
Mung Beans               8-12                                  4
Oat Groats                 6                                       2-3
Pecans                       6                                     No Sprouting
Pistachios                   8                                     No Sprouting
Pumpkin Seeds          8                                       3
Radish Seeds             8-12                                 3-4
Sesame Seeds           8                                       2-3
Sunflower Seeds        8                                       12-24 hours
Quinoa                       4                                       2-3
Walnuts                      4                                     No Sprouting
Wheat Berries            7                                       3-4
Wild Rice                    9                                       3-5

comfortspringstation:

DIY Non-Dairy Milk

You can make a variety of plant-based “milks” by blending raw nuts, seeds, and grains with water. Almonds, cashews, macadamias, Brazil nuts, hazelnuts, pecans, pistachios, coconuts, soybeans, hemp seeds, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, sacha inchi seeds, flaxseeds, quinoa, millet, rice, and oats can all be liquefied into delicious milks. Homemade milks are fresh, free of additives and preservatives, and you can completely control the integrity of the product: the quality of the ingredients, the sugar levels, and the texture.

“Milking” raw nuts, seeds, and grains is quick and easy. Here’s how to do it:

SOAK nuts, seeds, or grains by placing in a bowl with filtered water and a pinch of sea salt.
Soaking removes enzyme inhibitors, improves digestibility and nutrient bio-availability, and helps everything blend more easily. Rinse thoroughly and drain.

BLEND with filtered water. A high-speed machine like a Vitamix is preferable to really pulverize the mixture. A 1:3 ration of nuts/seeds/grains to water generally yields good results. Start with 2 cups of water and gradually add more water until you get the taste and consistency you like. Blend for about 1 minute. This can warm the mixture. Chill in the fridge, or blend with ice to consume immediately.

SWEETEN the milk to taste with pitted dates, stevia, maple syrup, agave, coconut sugar, etc. You can also add 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract to boost flavors, and 1 tablespoon of NON-GM soy or sunflower lecithin and coconut butter to emulsify ingredients. You can also jazz up your milks with raw cacao, fruit, cinnamon, nutmeg, or anything else that tickles your fancy.

STRAIN Some foods like cashews, macadamias, and pecans yield smooth milks. However, with most other foods, like almonds, you will get some texture. You can enjoy this fibrous milk, or strain it for a smoother, more commercial-style blend. Place a nut milk bag over a large container, pour the milk in, and gently squeeze the bag until all liquid has passed through. You can re-purpose the pulp as a body scrub by mixing with some coconut oil, or dehydrate it for use in cookies, crusts, and crackers.

ENJOY Most milks will keep in the fridge in a sealed container for two or three days. Freeze any leftovers in ice cube trays for use later. Homemade milks can separate when stored. Just shake or blend again before drinking.

Basic Plant-Based “Milk”

1 cup nuts, grains, or seeds
3 cups filtered water
3 Tbs. plant based sweetener (such as maple syrup, raw agave, coconut sugar, or 3-4 pitted dates, or stevia to taste)
1 Tbs. coconut butter (optional, for texture)
1 Tbs. Non-GM soy or sunflower lecithin (optional, to emulsify and add creaminess)
1 tsp. natural vanilla extract
Pinch of Celtic sea salt (optional, to bring out flavors)

1. Soak nuts, grains, or seeds for desired time. See suggested times below.
2. Drain nuts, grains, or seeds. Rinse, and then place in blender with 3 cups filtered water. Add remaining ingredients, and blend on high until fully liquefied, about 1 minute.
4. If consuming immediately, add a few ice cubes to cool milk.
5. Strain with a nut milk bag, if desired. Milk will keep for two days stored in a sealed glass jar in the fridge.

Makes 3-4 cups milk.


(Originally by Tess Masters.)

Soaking time varies by hardness of nut or seed. Here are some more specific guide times for soaking the grains, nuts and seeds (with sprouting times when making sprouts):

Food                            Soaking Time (Hrs)    Sprouting Time (Days)

Almonds                          8-12                             No Sprouting

Adzuki Beans                  8-12                               4

Amaranth                        8                                    1-3

Barley                             6                                     2

Black Beans                   8-12                                3

Brazil Nuts                      3                                   No Sprouting

Buckwheat                     6                                      2-3

Cashews                        2-4                                No Sprouting Chickpeas/Garbanzo    8                                      2-3

Flaxseeds                     ½                                  No Sprouting

Hazelnuts                      8-12                              No Sprouting

Kamut                           7                                      2-3

Lentil Beans                 7                                       2-3

Macadamias                 2                                    No Sprouting

Millet                            5                                      12 hours

Mung Beans               8-12                                  4

Oat Groats                 6                                       2-3

Pecans                       6                                     No Sprouting

Pistachios                   8                                     No Sprouting

Pumpkin Seeds          8                                       3

Radish Seeds             8-12                                 3-4

Sesame Seeds           8                                       2-3

Sunflower Seeds        8                                       12-24 hours

Quinoa                       4                                       2-3

Walnuts                      4                                     No Sprouting

Wheat Berries            7                                       3-4

Wild Rice                    9                                       3-5